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What Your Mother Never Told You About HornDog State
Fictional University (.com) currently offers three amazing, astonishing, astounding, bang-up, breathtaking, cool, crack, extravagant, fab, fantastic, first class, groovy, inconceivable, incredible, legendary, marvelous, mind-blowing, out-of-this-world, outrageous, peachy, phenomenal, primo, rad, remarkable, spectacular, striking, stupendous, super, superb, terrific, top drawer, unbelievable, unreal, wicked, wondrous product lines. Nuff said?
HornDog State University
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HornDog State University is a {fictional} university dedicated to extreme partying and sex education. Imagine a utopia of what a college would be in a dream world. Welcome to HornDog State University. Where the party never ends; nobody cares about your grades; the kegs never go dry; the men and women are always hot; the classes are dedicated to maximum partying and sex ed. Become an alumni of what is rapidly becoming the most famous (and infamous) university in the world. |
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Dear Loser
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| Dear Loser is the first of its kind. A line of products made specifically to assist people in dumping that partner who should have been given the heave-ho long ago. Dear Loser is growing fast as the premiere line of Breakup cards and t-shirts anywhere. Heck, we’re the only line of Breakup merchandise in the known universe! |
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No Beer Goggles Required
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No Beer Goggles Required is self-explanatory. If you’re cool, you will love this exclusive line of clothing. Imbibers everywhere love sporting “No Beer Goggles Required“ shirts at parties, weddings, bar-mitzvahs and anywhere else goofballs gather. Wear ‘em with pride! |
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| Check back often . . . new designs sprouting like mushrooms |
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