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HDSU Names Bill Clinton Honorary Dean
Monday, March 17th, 2008

First, this article is not meant to be a political statement endorsing any Presidential Candidate.

HornDog State University

After careful consideration, FictionalUniversity.Com has chosen Former President Bill Clinton, as their Honorary Dean. The owner Russell Crowder from Ohio, stated during a telephone interview that “During the last 6 months, we found many hopefuls including Howard Stern, but we could not find anyone that epitomizes and/or symbolizes, the word HornDog more than Bill”

According to many National News Media Outlets,” Bill” in there words is truly the biggest HornDog to ever occupy our White House. They believe, no individual is more deserving of this honor, just ask Monica, If Mr. Clinton accepts this top honor, he will be excited to know that he will be required to judge numerous bikini contests, wet T-shirt, etc, as well as being the Official MC at Spring Break “2008″.

Unfortunately, due to Bill, being well on his way to becoming the first man, first lady and the New Mrs. Clinton, he is going to most likely opt-out on his duties as HDSU Honorary Dean and it is for this reason, that we will be searching for someone to fill in for him.

If you are interested in this position, leave your qualifications below and please explain in-depth why you think that you would be the best replacement. People with the best qualifications will be posted in the body of this blog for everyone to read. After we receive enough qualified participants, we will have an online vote to pick the official winner. We will continue to have posting to see if anyone out there can compete for this Honary Title. The individual of whom holds this title the longest will receive an award to be announced in an up and coming blog.

Q: Who do you think is more deserving of the Honorary Dean Title Former President Bill Clinton, or Former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer and why? Comment below!


Security Breach Corrected
Friday, February 1st, 2008

As previously reported Russell Crowder, and Robert McGinnis, from FictionalUniversity.Com accidentally discovered a major online security breach, that if released to the public could potentially cause mass identity theft problems overnight and throughout the United States. 

Russell, immediately reported the problem to US Congressman Dennis Kucinich’s office in Lakewood, Ohio.  On 01/31/08 Russell Crowder, was notified that the problem had been fixed.  Now, that the security breach has been corrected they can release what the breach was, as well as how it was discovered.

Russell Crowder, a former veteran police officer received a call from his friend and business partner Robert McGinnis, from Euclid, Ohio.  Robert, told Russell, that has was having a major problem with Identity theft and then he explained what was happening to him.  Russell, then started a private investigation and found that someone was intentionally changing Bob’s, mailing address with the intent of stealing his information, applying for credit cards, etc.

This puzzled Russell, somewhat because he could not figure out how this person was changing Robert’s address so easily. He then went online to see what USPS’s protocol was for changing a mailing address.  To his complete surprise he found that there was absolutely no protection, from anyone changing anyone else’s mailing address.  To explain this in laymen’s terms how USPS was conducting this part of their business, people using the web site to change their mailing address could potentially change anyone’s address without showing any physical proof that they were in fact that person.  This means that potentially anyone could send your mail anywhere without showing any physical proof.  The Actors AKA Bad Guys could have used this simple security breach to their advantage by intentionally destroying other people’s credit and or mass identity theft, etc.

USPS, corrected this problem by making it their policy that anyone who changes their mailing address online, must pay $1.00 using a credit card in their name showing their old address.  We believe that the small fee is well worth the piece of mind.

Russell, & Robert, were offered a lot of money for this story, but refused to release the information to the media until the problem was physically corrected. 

Thank God there are still people in this world with morale’s!

HDSU Writer Tony Manario


HDSU Exposes Major Government Security Breach
Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Reported 12/06/07

The owner’s of FictionalUniversity.Com Russell Crowder, a former veteran police officer from Ohio, and Robert McGinnis, a Communications Specialist also from Ohio, have accidentally uncovered a major security breach, which could directly effect each and every U.S. Citizen.

Now, because of the extreme sensitivity of the information, they, obviously cannot disclose, what the breach is or how it could affect the American People.  

On 12/06/07 Russell Crowder, turned the information over to U.S. Congressman Dennis Kucinich’s Office, to be investigated further.

On 12/06/07,  I interviewed Russell Crowder, via telephone and questioned him about the security breach.  I asked him, why they chose to keep the information a secret, instead of selling the information to the tabloids like most people would have done and or use it to increase traffic to his own web site. Mr. Crowder, stated, there are just some things that are more important than money. If this information got into the wrong hands, it could literally be used to destroy individuals credit scores, create thousands of cases of identity theft and cause financial losses for millions of American’s etc…, and I do not want to see that happen. As we all are well aware of, there are people out there, that will sell their souls to the devil for a buck. After speaking with a Federal Government Employee, Mr. MCGinnis found out that, nothing is in place currently to prevent this Security Risk.

After the breach is corrected, we will report on what the breach was, and what would have happened if the owner’s of FictionalUniversity.Com had chosen to release the information to the public, instead of turning the information over to Congressman Dennis Kucinich’s office. Keep checking back for updates, this is something every American will have to do something about. 

What would you do, if you were faced with the same dilemma?


This Literally Saves Lives
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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Project Survival 14 Attempted Abduction Stories & Survival Tips 

Unfortunately, the below crime statistics are real, so please take the time to read the entire page.  It could literally save you or a loved one from serious physical harm or even death.   This page was not created to sell you something, just to make people more aware of their real surroundings.  LGC Tech Non-Lethal Weapon Company was the best business that we could find that had the most reasonable prices, as well as a great online reputation for customer service.

U.S. Crime Statistics Reported By CNN/Federal Reports/Internet News Sites

*  An estimated 800,000 children are reported missing yearly.
*  The U.S. has 602,000 registered pedophiles with more than 250,000 refusing to register.
*  50,000 to 150,000 children are abducted by crime rings and then used as private sex slaves right here in the U.S.            
*  An estimated 500 to 3,000 women are abducted yearly by overseas sex crime rings. *  At any given time an estimated 17,000 women are being physically held against their will in the U.S. and are being used as sex slaves to make money for the sex slave crime rings.
*  114,600 attempted adult abductions were reported in “2006.
*  Estimated 5 -10 million people are being stalked by ex-boyfriends, husbands/wives, total strangers, etc.
*  The U.S. has 751,300 armed gang members walking our streets.
*  A recent study has shown that over 50% of all Americans are taking medications for various mental conditions such as depression, anxiety attacks, violent behavioral issues, bi-polar, etc. It has been proven that some of the medications used to treat these problems can actually cause  people to do things that they normally would not do.   These facts alone have been linked to increased suicides, random crimes, as well as violent crimes throughout the U.S.
* The FBI has reported that at any given time there are 50 to 150 serial killers roaming the U.S. looking for their next victim.

Crimes not included in the above statistics:

* Burglaries * Reported/Unreported Date Rapes 
* Robberies * Fraud * Random Crimes
* Homicides * Identity Theft * Rapes
* Murders * Muggings * Home Invasions
* Sexual Assaults * Drug Related Crimes
* Car Jacking * Crimes Related To Children

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Unfortunately it is common knowledge that women’s bodies are being found dumped all over the US like garbage. Because of these recent increase in abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation…This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 14 crucial survival tips, please forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1.) Don’t ever let anyone take you anywhere, sorry to be so blunt but you are almost guaranteed to come back in a body bag. This is called a secondary crime scene, and again most people are not found alive.

2.) Learn from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you….chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!*

3.) If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4.) Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5.) A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the drivers side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6.) ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7.) If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, **ALWAYS RUN**! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!*

8.) As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked for help into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9.) Listed below are simple techniques that could stop an ATTACKER in his TRACKS and could very easily SAVE YOUR LIFE. Please keep in mind while reading the below information that something as simple as a personal alarm and or a small canister of pepper spray used in addition to the techniques listed below could stop almost any attacker in his tracks. Click on Visit LGC Tech to see all types of very inxpensive non-lethal weapons.  Visit LGC Tech

a. Elbow Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body If you are close enough to use it, do!

b. If you are grabbed from behind SCREAM And STOMP on the top of their feet as hard as you can.

c. Punching someone in the THROAT will stop them in their TRACKS.

d. Kicking someone in the GROIN will stop any MALE in their TRACKS.

e. SLAPPING someone EARS is very PAINFUL and may stop an ATTACKER

f. KICKING someone in the SHIN is very PAINFUL and may stop an ATTACKER

g. POKING someone in the EYES will stop an ATTACK.

h. PUNCHING someone just below the EARS/PRESSURE POINT is very PAINFUL. Use a Martial Arts (Kubaton Non-Lethal Weapon) and or Karate Eagle Knuckle Punch.

i. Using your KEYS ATTACHED to a Martial Arts (Kubaton) makes a FANTASTIC Swinging WEAPON that can do tremendous damage to the EYES, FACE, HEAD, etc.

10. IMPORTANT: If you are abducted become a person in the abductors mind, to explain it is easier for them to kill an object, but if they know that they are killing a mother, wife, etc, it becomes harder for the perpetrator. So, become a human being by talking to them about everything and make them see you as real person.

11.) Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told he Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door. He told her that they think a serial killer has a recording of a baby crying and they use it to coerce women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear a baby crying outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.

12.) Please DO NOT open the door for a crying baby. This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America’s Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana.

13.) Woman leaves the mall, goes out to her car and finds that it has a flat tire.  A well dressed male then approaches her carrying a briefcase and asked if he could help her change the tire. He then changes the tire and then he says to the woman, can you give me ride to the other side of the mall, and then states “lucky for you I accidentally went out the wrongs doors”.  Unknown to the male, but the woman actually caught him putting his briefcase in her trunk even before he asked for the ride.  At this time the woman since’s that something is very wrong and tells the male that she has to go back into the mall because she forgot something.  The woman goes back into the mall and gets mall security to escort her back to the car.  When they arrive at the car, mall security opens the trunk and in the briefcase they find duct tape, rope, handcuffs, etc.  

14.) Reported by CNN in “2007″ 500 to 3,000 women throughout the United States are being abducted by overseas sex crime rings.  These crime rings are using ploys such as modeling jobs, etc, to lure the women into situations where they can be easily kidnapped, without anyone knowing.  Red flag: These sex crime rings ask the women to come alone.  Wealthy men from overseas are ordering the women like you or I would order a pizza by phone.  Warning: Always check modeling agencies out before going on job interviews. To be on the safe side when going on these interviews take people with you especially if the company is new or if you just have a bad feeling.  Google the company’s name, address, plus any people associated with the business.  A solid company who has been in business for a while will have information online.

Partially Written By
Russell Crowder
Former Veteran Police Investigator

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Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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HDSU Fraternity Suspended
Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Kappa Humpa Drinka Fraternity Hit With Suspension

HDSU Newswire

HDSU Campus – Mike Rotchburns, executive director of Kappa Humpa Drinka, announced yesterday that the HornDog State University chapter had its charter temporarily suspended due to a “violation of the fraternity’s code of conduct,” dispelling student suspicions that Kappa Humpa’s charter had been revoked due to a delinquent account with Acme Beer Distributors, Inc..

Director of Greek Life Eileen Ulick also confirmed that the fraternity is temporarily losing its charter, citing a violation not only of the fraternity’s code of conduct but also of the university’s Alcohol and Risk Management Policy.

While Ulick is currently unsure as to exactly how long Kappa Humpa Drinka will remain off-campus, she speculated that it will be between 2 to 4 weeks.

Senior Pat McGroin, president of Humpa Drinka, said the charter’s suspension was the product of a long chain of events.

According to McGroin, things had been going well since the fraternity got off of social probation in March of this year. Following its stint on probation, Humpa Drinka became part of the national fraternity’s Trustee Program, an initiative that helps chapters to become more proficient in a variety of areas.

McGroin said problems with HDSU began again when Eileen Ulick became upset about an American Beer Pong Association RV, belonging to a Humpa Drinka alumnus, parked outside of the Kappa Humpa Drinka house.

When Ulick came to the house to discuss the issue, she also looked into a complaint the fraternity made concerning the pipes in their basement, discovering a large number of kegs in the process.

According to McGroin, the kegs were being stored there by a brother who had a non-affiliated off-campus party. Humpa Drinka refused to divulge the name of the member who was storing the kegs.

“The discovery of the kegs, added on to the fact that we were on the Trustee Program, led to our charter being suspended,” McGroin said. “The fact that we didn’t give up names was one of the main reasons.”

Despite his disappointment with the situation, McGroin feels the decision was a fair one.

“I guess from their perspective it was a fair decision,” he said. “I am disappointed because the fraternity does mean a lot to me as well as the members in it. In a sense, it’s probably better off in the long term for the fraternity.”.

National Pan-Hellenic Council President Howie Feltersnatch said Humpa Drinka’s situation is an unfortunate one. “Humpa Drinka’s are one sorry bunch of losers, but they sure do have the coolest sweatshirts and t-shirts on campus” he noted.

www.hankwrites.com


Blog: Bush Proposes Orgasm Tax
Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

Bush Administration Proposes Orgasm Tax

 

HDSU Newswire

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. In an effort to fund the war in Iraq, the Bush administration has proposed a comprehensive national tax on orgasms. This is the first time that such a tax has been proposed by any U.S. administration. The Rutherford B. Hayes administration spearheaded similar legislation in 1879 with the universally unpopular “Beat the Meat Excise Levy”. It is historically obscure as to whether the assessment was aimed at self-abusers or the beef and pork industries.

 

The Bush administration proposed this tax as a means to fund the war effort in Iraq and elsewhere, seeing it as a possible revenue bonanza. “The tax, as proposed, will be graduated” noted IRS Assistant Commissioner, I. Ben Yankinov. Multi-orgasmic individuals will be hardest hit. “We wanted this to be fair”, President Bush commented from the Lewinsky vestibule just off the Oval Office. “There is an exemption for widows and veterans of the Spanish-American War”, he added.

 

Opposition has come fast and furious to this proposal. The adult entertainment industry has been extremely active in efforts to abort the bill. Dick Izinia, spokesperson for S.M.U.T. voiced concern, “this will really take the money out of the money shot” he exclaimed.

 

When asked for comment First Lady, Laura Bush said, “This tax really won’t affect me.”

 

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HornDog State now selling products online.
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Finally, the popular line HornDog State University (H.D.S.U.) clothing has expanded past brick and mortar stores to the internet.  We have partnered with Cafepress.com to offer dozens of designs available. We have included our classic designs that were featured on MTV’s Undressed and National Lampoon’s College Network as well as new and exciting lines including “Dear Loser” and “No Beer Goggles Required”. You can check out our swag in our Fictional University Shop


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