First, this article is not meant to be a political statement endorsing any Presidential Candidate.
HornDog State University
After careful consideration, FictionalUniversity.Com has chosen Former President Bill Clinton, as their Honorary Dean. The owner Russell Crowder from Ohio, stated during a telephone interview that “During the last 6 months, we found many hopefuls including Howard Stern, but we could not find anyone that epitomizes and/or symbolizes, the word HornDog more than Bill”
According to many National News Media Outlets,” Bill” in there words is truly the biggest HornDog to ever occupy our White House. They believe, no individual is more deserving of this honor, just ask Monica, If Mr. Clinton accepts this top honor, he will be excited to know that he will be required to judge numerous bikini contests, wet T-shirt, etc, as well as being the Official MC at Spring Break “2008″.
Unfortunately, due to Bill, being well on his way to becoming the first man, first lady and the New Mrs. Clinton, he is going to most likely opt-out on his duties as HDSU Honorary Dean and it is for this reason, that we will be searching for someone to fill in for him.
If you are interested in this position, leave your qualifications below and please explain in-depth why you think that you would be the best replacement. People with the best qualifications will be posted in the body of this blog for everyone to read. After we receive enough qualified participants, we will have an online vote to pick the official winner. We will continue to have posting to see if anyone out there can compete for this Honary Title. The individual of whom holds this title the longest will receive an award to be announced in an up and coming blog.
Q: Who do you think is more deserving of the Honorary Dean Title Former President Bill Clinton, or Former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer and why? Comment below!