The World Wants to Know!
Are you looking for a story that’s fun, slightly titillating, and a large segment of the population just flat out would find interesting? HornDog State University is attracting the attention of the national media for one primary reason…it’s fun! HDSU product lines include HornDog State University, No Beer Goggles Required, and Dear Loser. Our designs have been featured on MTV’s Undressed and National Lampoon’s College Network.
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Summary
For adults who love nothing more than to kick back and relax on the weekend, the arrival of a new type of higher education could not have better timing. Years of careful research and planning have gone into the development of Horndog State University, a brand new fictional institution with a mission to improve the quality of living for adults everywhere.
Sacramento, CA (PRWeb) December 7, 2006–
Timing is everything. For adults who love nothing more than to kick back and relax on the weekend, the arrival of a new type of higher education could not have better timing. Years of careful research and planning have gone into the development of Horndog State University (http://www.fictionaluniversity.com), a brand new fictional institution with a mission to improve the quality of living for adults everywhere.
Unlike traditional higher education institutions, Horndog State focuses its efforts on partying and sex education. The most popular organization at Horndog is the fully-sanctioned Drinking Team. There are no criteria for admission to the team, and there are never try-outs. Anyone is welcome to join, as long as they have a strong party ethic and a willingness to commit to having a complete blast!
MTV and National Lampoon have helped to generate awareness of the new fictional school by showcasing Horndog State University clothing. Greater awareness of this fictional university has allowed the school’s leading fraternity, Kappa Humpa Drinka to over triple its membership almost overnight! New fraternity members are encouraged to demonstrate their fictional loyalty to Horndog State by wearing and sharing their HSDU gear whenever appropriate.
If you are looking for a way to spice up your life in an enriching way, then Horndog State University is the fictional institution that you need to investigate further. Simply showing your appreciation for fine parties and fun could be enough to get your name listed to the first ever graduating class!
Show your commitment to fun and excitement today! You can show your fictional school spirit right away by visiting HornDog University (http://www.fictionaluniversity.com). Don’t wait! Millions of other adults are going to become members - you wouldn’t want to be the only one still not enrolled for the next round of partying - would you?
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Can Breaking Up be Fun to Do?
Ex- Cop Designs World’s First Line of Break-Up Merchandise
Parma Heights, Ohio: There comes a time when even the strongest relationships are doomed to end. When emotions run high, breaking up, as the old song says, can be hard to do.
Russell Crowder, a veteran ex-police officer with an entrepreneurial spirit wants to make the bitter pill of breaking off a relationship easier to swallow. Crowder has designed a new line of clothing and greetings cards which he describes as “a first- of- a kind line of products for the person ready to split with a partner who maybe should have been dumped long ago.” Crowder has aptly named his new line, “Dear Loser”.
“Dear Loser” products are emblazoned with stinging one-liners aimed right at the heart of the “dumpee”. “Whether it’s a cheating spouse, or a roommate that needs the royal flush, you can do it in style” Crowder professes.
Crowder has made his mark on the internet as the “dean” of the fictional HornDog State University. HornDog State is popular on the web as a mock institution whose ersatz charter is dedicated to extreme partying and sex education. “HDSU” features two in-demand clothing lines that celebrate the “HornDog” lifestyle.
The HDSU concept was originally started to help pay for his son’s college education. “I’m amazed at the response to both the web-site and the associated clothing line” says Crowder. “HornDog gear has been featured on MTV and National Lampoon. “Being in that spotlight made HornDog U wear somewhat the rage on college campuses,” Crowder claims. “It’s really been a blast to see the way this thing is taking off,” he added.
Crowder anticipates that the new “Dear Loser” break-up line will meet with the same success as HornDog State University. “This is going to be so much fun. I can’t wait to hear some of the stories that will come out of this” said the ex police officer.
HornDog State University and “Dear Loser” can be found on the web at: http://www.fictionaluniversity.com
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